After twelve years of writing about bitcoin, here's how my thinking has changed

What follows is an essay on how my thinking on bitcoin has changed since I began to write on the topic starting with my first post in October 2012. Since then I've written 109 posts on the Moneyness Blog that reference bitcoin, along with a few dozen articles at venues like CoinDesk, Breakermag, and elsewhere.

An early bitcoin optimist

I was excited by Bitcoin in the early days of my blog. The idea of a decentralized electronic payment system fascinated me. Here's an excerpt from my second post on the topic, Bitcoin (for monetary economists) - why bitcoin is great and why it's doomed, dated November 2012:

"Bitcoin is a revolutionary record-keeping system. It is incredibly fast, efficient, cheap, and safe. I can send my Bitcoin from Canada to someone in Africa, have the transaction verified and cleared in 10 minutes, and only pay a fee of a few cents. Doing the same through the SWIFT system would take days and require a $35 fee. If I were a banker, I'd be afraid." [link]

I was relatively open to Bitcoin for two reasons. First, I like to think in terms of moneyness, which means that everything is to some degree money-like, and so I welcome strange and alternative monies. "If you think of money as an adjective, then moneyness becomes the lens by which you view the problem. From this perspective, one might say that Bitcoin always was a money," I wrote in my very first post on bitcoin. Second, prior to 2012 I had read a fair amount of free banking literature—the study of private money—so I was already primed to be receptive to a stateless payments system, which is what Bitcoin's founder, Satoshi Nakamoto, originally meant his (or her) creation to be. 

A lot of bitcoin-curious, bitcoin-critics and bitcoin-converts were attracted to the comments section of my blog, and we had some great conversations over the years. My bitcoin posts invariably attracted more traffic than my non-bitcoin ones, all of us scrambling to understand what seemed to be a newly emerging monetary organism.

My early thoughts on the topic were informed by having bought a few bitcoins in 2012 for the sake of experimentation, some of my earlier blog posts describing how I had played around with them. In 2013 I wrote about the first crop of bitcoin-denominated securities market (which I dabbled in)—predecessors to the ICO market of 2017. I also used my bitcoins to buy altcoins, including Litecoin, and in late 2013 wrote about my disastrous experience with Litecoin-denominated stock market speculation. In Long Chains of Monetary Barter I described using bitcoin as an exotic bridging currency for selling XRP, a new cryptocurrency that had just been airdropped into the world. I didn't notice it at the time, but in hindsight most of these were instances of bitcoin facilitating illegal activity, i.e. unregistered securities sales, which was an early use case for bitcoin.

Although Bitcoin excited me, I was also critical from the outset, and in later years my critical side would only grow, earning me a reputation among crypto fans as being a salty no-coiner. In a 2013 blog post I grumbled that playing around with my stash of bitcoins hadn't been "as exciting as I had anticipated." Unlike regular money, there just wasn't much to do with the stuff, my coins sitting there in my wallet "gathering electronic dust."

 "...the best speculative vehicles to hit the market since 1999 Internet stocks."

What my experimentation with bitcoin had taught me was that the main reason to hold "isn't because they make great exchange media—it's because they're the best speculative vehicles to hit the market since 1999 Internet stocks." But that wasn't what I was there for. What had tantalized me was Satoshi's vision of electronic cash, a revolutionary digital payments system. Not boring old speculation.

In addition to my practical complaints about bitcoin, I also had theoretical gripes with it. The "lethal" problem as I saw it back in my second post in 2012 is that "bitcoin has no intrinsic value." Over the next decade this lack of intrinsic value, or fundamental value, would underly most of my criticisms of the orange coin. Back in 2012, though, the main implication of bitcoin's lack of intrinsic value was the ease by which it might fall back to $0. As I put it in a 2013 article:

"Bitcoin is 100% moneyness. Whenever a liquidity crisis hits, the only way for the bitcoin market to accommodate everyone's demand to sell is for the price of bitcoin to hit zero—all out implosion" [link]

But if the price of bitcoin were to fall to zero then it would cease to operate as a monetary system, which would be a huge disappointment to those of us who were fascinated with Satoshi's electronic cash experiment. Adding to the danger was the influx of bitcoin lookalikes, or altcoins, like litecoin, namecoin, and sexcoin. In theory, the prices of bitcoin and its competitors could "quickly collapse in price" as arbitrageurs create new coins ad infinitum, I worried in 2012, eating away at bitcoin's premium. The alternative view, which I explored in a 2013 post entitled Milton Friedman and the mania in copy-paste cryptocoins,  was that "the earliest mover has superior features compared to late moving clones," including name brand and liquidity, and so its dominance was locked-in via network effects. Over time the latter view proved to be the correct one.

The "zero problem"

Despite my worries, I was optimistic about bitcoin, even helpful. One way to stop bitcoin from falling to zero might be a "plunge protection team," I offered in 2013, a group of avid bitcoin collectors that could anchor bitcoin's price and provide a degree of automatic stabilization. In a 2015 post entitled The zero problem, I suggested that bitcoin believers like Marc Andreessen should consider donating $21 million to a bitcoin stabilization fund, thus securing a price floor of $1 in perpetuity. 

No fan of credit cards, in a 2016 post Bitcoin, drowning in a sea of credit card rewards, I suggested that bitcoin activists encourage retailers that accept bitcoin payments to offer price discounts. This carrot would put bitcoin on an even playing field with credit card networks, which use incentives like reward points and cashback to block out competing payment systems.

My growing disillusionment

By 2014 or 2015, I no longer saw much hope for bitcoin as a mainstream payments system or generally-accepted medium-of-exchange. "For any medium of exchange to displace another as a means for buying stuff, users need come out ahead. And this isn't happening with bitcoin," I wrote in a 2015 post entitled Why bitcoin has failed to achieve liftoff as a medium of exchange, pointing to the many costs of making bitcoin payments, including commissions, setup costs, and the inconveniences of volatility.

In another 2015 post I focused specifically on the volatility problem, which stems from bitcoin's lack of intrinsic value. If an item has an unstable price, that militates against it becoming a widely used money. After all, the whole reason that people stockpile buffers of liquid instruments, or money, is that these buffers serve as a form of insurance against uncertainty. If an item's price isn't stable—which bitcoin isn't—it can't perform that role. 

Mind you, I did allow in another 2015 post, The dollarization of bitcoin, that bitcoin might continue as "an arcane niche payments system for a community of like minded consumers and retailers." I even tracked some of these arcane payments use cases, such a 2020 blog post on retailers of salvia divinorium (a legal drug in many U.S. states) falling back on bitcoin for payments after the credit card networks kicked them off, followed by a 2021 post on kratom sellers (a mostly-legal substance) doing the same. But let's face it, a niche payments system just wasn't as impressive as Satoshi's much broader vision of electronic cash that had beguiled me in 2012, when I had warned that "if I was a banker, I'd be afraid." 

The dollarization of bitcoin

By 2015 a lot of my pro-bitcoin blog commenters began to see me as a traitor. But I was just changing my thinking with the arrival of new data.

Searching for Bitcoin-inspired alternatives: Fedcoin and stablecoins

Bitcoin's deficiencies got me thinking very early on about how to create bitcoin-inspired alternatives. By late 2012 I was already thinking about stablecoins:

"What the bitcoin record-keeping mechanism needs is an already-valuable underlying asset to which it can be tethered. Rather than tracking, verifying, and recording the movement of intrinsically worthless 1s and 0s, it will track the movement of something valuable." [link]

Later, in 2013, I speculated about the emergence of "stable-value crypto-currency, not the sort that dangles and has a null value." These alternatives would "copy the best aspects" of bitcoin, like its speed and safety, but would be linked to "some intrinsically valuable item." A few months later I predicted that "Cryptocoin 2.0, or stable-value cryptocoins, is probably not too far away." This would eventually happen, but not for another few years.

My dissatisfaction with bitcoin led me to the idea of decentralized exchanges, or DEXs, in 2013, whereby equity markets would "adopt a bitcoin-style distributed ledger." That same year I imagined central banks adapting "bitcoin technology" to run its wholesale payments system in my post Why the Fed is more likely to adopt bitcoin technology than kill it off. In 2014 I developed this thought into the idea of Fedcoin, an early central bank digital currency, or CBDC, for retail users.

If not money, then what is bitcoin?

By 2017 or so, even the most ardent bitcoin advocates were being forced to acknowledge that Satoshi's electronic cash system was not panning out: the orange coin was nowhere near to becoming a popular medium-of-exchange. This was especially apparent thanks to a growing body of payments surveys (which I began to report on in 2020) showing that bitcoin users almost never used their bitcoins to make payments or transfers, preferring instead to hoard them. So the true believers pivoted and began to describe bitcoin as a store-of-value, or digital gold. It was a new narrative that glossed over Satoshi's dream of electronic cash while trying to salvage some monetary-ish parts of the story.

I thought this whole salvage operation was disingenuous. In 2017 I wrote about my dissatisfaction with the new store-of-value narrative, and followed that up with a criticism of the digital gold concept in Bitcoin Isn’t Digital Gold; It’s Digital Uselesstainium. (The idea that store-of-value is a unique property of money is silly, I wrote in 2020, and we should just chuck the concept altogether.)

But if bitcoin was never going to become a generally-accepted form of money, and it wasn't a store-of-value or digital gold, then what exactly was it? 

I didn't nail this down till a 2018 post entitled A Case for Bitcoin. We all thought at the outset that bitcoin was a monetary thingamajig. But we were wrong. Of the types of assets already in existence, bitcoin was not akin to gold, cash, or bank deposits. Rather, it was most similar to an age-old category of financial games and zero-sum bets that includes poker, lotteries, and roulette. The particular sub-branch of the financial game family that bitcoin belonged to was early-bird games, which contains pyramids, ponzis, and chain letters. Here is a taxonomy:

A taxonomy showing bitcoin as a member of the early-bird game family

Early-bird games like pyramids, ponzis, and chain letters are a type of zero-sum game in which early players win at the expense of latecomers, the bet being sustained over time by a constant stream of new entrants and ending when no additional players join. Pyramids and ponzis are almost always administered by thieves who abscond with the pot. Bitcoin, by contrast, was not a scheme nor a scam. And it was not run by a scammer. It was leaderless and spontaneous, an "honest" early-bird game that hewed to pre-set rules. Here is how I described it in a later post, Bitcoin as a Novel Financial Game:

"Bitcoin introduces some neat features to the financial-game space. Firstly, everyone in the world can play it (i.e., it is censorship-resistant). Secondly, the task of managing the game has been decentralized. Lastly, Bitcoin’s rules are automated by code and fully auditable." [link] 

This ponziness of bitcoin was actually a source of its strength, I suggested in 2023, because "it's tough to shut down a million imaginations." By contrast, if bitcoin had an underlying real anchor, like gold, then that would give authorities a toe hold for decommissioning it.

Bitcoin-as-game gave me more insight into why most bitcoin owners weren't using bitcoin as a medium-of-exchange. Its value as a zero-sum bet was overriding any functionality it had for making payments. In a 2018 post entitled Can Lottery Tickets Become Money?, I worked this out more clearly:

"Like Jane's lottery ticket, a bitcoin owner's bitcoins aren't just bitcoins, they are a dream, a lambo, a ticket out of drudgery. Spending them at a retailer at mere market value would be a waste given their 'destiny' is to hit the moon." [link]

If bitcoins weren't like bank deposits or cash, how should we treat them from a personal finance perspective? Feel free to play bitcoin, I wrote in late 2018, but do so in moderation, just like you would if you went to Vegas. "Remember, it's just a game."

Bitcoin is innocuous, don't ban it

By 2020 or 2021, the commentary surrounding bitcoin seemed to be getting more polarized. As always there was a set of hardcore bitcoin zealots who thought bitcoin's destiny was to change the world, of which I had been a member for a brief time in 2012. But arrayed against them was a new group of strident opponents who though bitcoin was incredibly dangerous and were pushing to ban it.

A vandalized 'Bitcoin accepted' sign in my neighborhood

I was at odds with both sides. Each saw Bitcoin as transformative, one side for the good, the other for the bad. But I conceived of it as an innocuous gambling device, one that only seemed novel because it had been transplanted into a new kind of database technology, blockchains. We shouldn't ban bitcoin for the same reason that we've generally become more comfortable over the decades removing prohibitions on online gambling and sports betting. Better to bring these activities into the open and regulate them than leave them to exist in the shadows.

Thus began a series of relax-don't-ban-bitcoin posts. In 2022, I wrote that central bankers shouldn't be afraid that bitcoin might render them powerless. For the same reason that casinos and lotteries will ever be a credible threat to dollar's issued by the Fed or the Bank of Canada, neither will bitcoin.

Illicit usage of bitcoin was becoming an increasingly controversial subject. Just like casinos are used by money launderers, bitcoin had long become a popular tool for criminals, the most notorious of which were ransomware operators. My view was that we could use existing tools to deal with these bad actors. Instead of banning bitcoin to end the ransomware plague, for instance, I suggested in a 2021 article that we might embargo the payment of ransoms instead, thus choking off fuel to the ransomware fire. Alternatively, I argued in a later post that the U.S. could fight ransomware using an existing tool: Section 311 of the Patriot Act. Which is what eventually happened with Bitzlato and PM2BTC, two Russian exchanges popular with ransomware operators that were put on the Section 311 list.    

Nor should national security experts be afraid of enemy actors using bitcoin to evade sanctions, I wrote in 2019, since existing tools, in particular secondary sanctions, are capable of dealing with the threat. The failure of bitcoin to serve as an effective tool for funding the illegal Ottawa protests, which I documented in a March 2022 article, only underlined its low threat potential:

"Governments, whether they be democracies or dictatorships, are often fearful of crypto's censorship-resistance, leading to calls for bans. The lesson from the Ottawa trucker convoy and Russian ransomware gangs is that as long as the on-ramping and off-ramping process are regulated, these fears are overblown." [link]

Other calls to ban bitcoin were inspired by its voracious energy usage. In a 2021 blog post entitled The overconsumption theory of bitcoin, I attributed bitcoin's terrible energy footprint to market failure: end users of bitcoin don't directly pay for the huge amounts of electricity required to power their bets, so they overuse it. No need to ban bitcoin, though. The way to fix this particular market failure is to introduce a Pigouvian tax on buying and/or holding bitcoins, which I described more clearly in a 2021 blog post entitled A tax on proof of work and a 2022 article called Make bitcoin cheap again for cypherpunks! 

Lastly, whereas bitcoin's harshest critics have been advocating a "let it burn" policy approach to bitcoin and crypto more generally, which involved leaving gateways unregulated and thus toxic, I began to recommend regulating crypto exchanges under the same standards as equities exchanges in a 2021 article entitled Gary Gensler, You Should be Watching How Canada is Regulating Coinbase. Yes, regulation legitimizes a culture of gambling. But even Las Vegas has stringent regulations. A set of basic protections would reduce the odds of the betting public being hurt by fraudulent exchanges. FTX was a good test case. After the exchange collapsed, almost all FTX customers were stuck in limbo for years, but FTX Japan customers walked out unscathed thanks to Japan's regulatory framework, which I wrote about in a 2022 post Six reasons why FTX Japan survived while the rest of FTX burned.  

So when does bitcoin get dangerous?

What I've learnt after many years of writing about bitcoin is that it's a relatively innocuous phenomena, even pedestrian. When it does lead to bad outcomes, I've outlined how those can be handled with our existing tools. But here's what does have me worried. 

If you want to buy some bitcoins, go right ahead. We can even help by regulating the trading venues to make it safe. But don't force others to play.

Whoops, You Just Got Bitcoin’d! by Daniel Krawisz

Alas, that seems to be where we are headed. There is a growing effort to arm-twist the rest of society into joining in by having governments acquire bitcoins, in the U.S.'s case a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The U.S. government has never entered the World Series of Poker. Nor has it gone to Vegas to bet billions to tax payer funds on roulette or built a strategic Powerball ticket reserve, but it appears to be genuinely entertaining the idea of rolling the dice on Bitcoin.  

Bitcoin is an incredibly infectious early-bird game, one that after sixteen years continues to find a constant stream of new recruits. How contagious? I originally estimated in a 2022 post, Three potential paths for the price of bitcoin, that adoption wouldn't rise above 10%-15% of the global population, but I may have been underestimating its transmissibility. My worry is that calls for government support will only accelerate as more voters, government officials, and bureaucrats catch the orange coin mind virus and act on it. It begins with a small strategic reserve of a few billion dollars. It ends with the Department of Bitcoin Price Appreciation being allocated 50% of yearly tax revenues to make the number go up, to the detriment of infrastructure like roads, hospitals, and law enforcement. At that point we've entered a dystopia in which society rapidly deteriorates because we've all become obsessed on a bet.

Although I never wanted to ban Bitcoin, I can't help but wonder whether a prohibition wouldn't have been the better policy back in 2013 or 2014 given the new bitcoin-by-force path that advocates are pushing it towards. But it's probably too late for that; the coin is already out of the bag. All I can hope is that my long history of writing on the topic might persuade a few readers that forcing others to play the game you love is not fair game.

It's time to trash the "store of value" function of money

When we first learn about money and banking in high school or university, we are all taught that money has three functions: medium of exchange, unit of account, and store of value. Maybe it’s time for educators to throw out this triumvirate. It’s not very accurate. 

We need a simple and teachable device to take the triumvirate’s place. I propose the money Venn diagram.

Before I explain the money Venn diagram, let’s revisit the textbook triumvirate.

When something is a medium of exchange, what is meant is that it is generally acceptable in trade. You can use it to buy stuff at the grocery store, or purchase stocks on the stock market, or get things online. 

The quality of being a medium of exchange is really more of a gradient than a matter of either/or. Banknotes, for instance, are good at brick and mortar shops, but useless online. Your debit card works great at shops, but forget trying to buy shares with it. But both are sufficiently widely accepted to qualify as a medium of exchange.

Because cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin and Litecoin aren’t widely accepted, they don’t make it across the line to qualify as a medium of exchange. Neither do Walmart or Target gift cards. Cigarettes don’t qualify either, but that wasn’t the case in 1950 when Milton Friedman used them to buy gas:

Milton Friedman describes the time he used cigarettes as money. (I get this from his book "Money Mischief".) pic.twitter.com/1NSjY9vZNX

— John Paul Koning (@jp_koning) November 6, 2020

The unit of account function of money refers to the fact that our economic conversations and calculations are couched in terms of a given monetary unit, whether that be the $, ¥, or £. In Canada and the US, prices are expressed in grocery aisles with dollars, our salaries use dollar units, and our debts are denominated in dollars. We don’t express prices in terms of government bonds, or Microsoft shares, or cigarettes or bitcoins. These things don’t function as a unit of account.

Thirdly, when money acts as a store of value we mean that it preserves value over time and space. Whereas the first two functions are quite useful, the store of value isn’t. Every asset functions as a store of value: houses, diamonds, banknotes, deposits, bitcoins, LSD tabs, lentils, cars, spices. And so it is meaningless to cast store of value as a unique function of money. Monetary economists such as Nick Rowe and George Selgin have proposed, and I concur, that we just chuck store of value from the definition of money.

But we are still left with two useful definitions for money, unit of account and medium of exchange. Which gets us to the money circle.

Note that the two circles in the diagram, medium of exchange and unit of account, don’t perfectly overlap. About 99% of the time the things we use as media of exchange are also the things we use as a unit of account. So the contents of our wallets or our bank accounts, dollar banknotes and dollar deposits are functionally equivalent to the $ units displayed in signs in grocery aisles.

But for the remaining 1% of the time, the unit of account and medium of exchange are separated. The idea of a separation is tough to get one’s head around. Luckily we’ve got a nice example. In Chile the prices of many things, particularly real estate, are expressed in terms of the Unidad de Fomento. But no Unidad de Fomento notes or coins circulate in Chile. It is a purely abstract unit of account.

Apartments for sale in Chile, priced in Unidad de Fomento

If a Chilean wants to buy an apartment that is priced at 840 Unidad de Fomento, she must use a separate medium of exchange, the Chilean peso, to make the payment. The peso is issued by Chile’s central bank, the Banco Central de Chile, in both paper and account form.

How many pesos must she pay? Every day the Banco Central de Chile publishes the exchange rate between the Unidad de Fomento and the peso. Right now one Unidad de Fomento is equal to 28,969 pesos. If an apartment were priced at 840 Unidad de Fomento, a Chilean would have to hand over 24 million Chilean pesos today.

Why has Chile separated its unit of account from its medium of exchange? I have discussed the issue at length. But the short answer is that it was a trick the government used to help cope with high inflation in the 1960s. Chilean inflation has been well under control for decades now. The practice of using the Unidad de Fomento as a unit-of-account has continued nonetheless.

You can see why it’s rare for these two functions to be separated. It’s awkward to do conversions every time one wants to pay for something. For the sake of ease, we tend to evolve towards systems where the medium of exchange and unit of account are united. But these exceptions are still important enough that we need a Venn diagram.

To sum up, money isn’t best thought of as a medium of exchange, unit of account, and store of value. Let’s just think of it as just a medium of exchange and a unit of account. For the most part these circles overlap, and the two functions are united. But this isn’t always the case. 

[My article was originally published at AIER's Sound Money Project in 2020 under the title A Simpler and More Accurate Way to Teach Money to Students]

Tornado Cash un-OFAC'ed

The next chapter in the Tornado Cash saga just dropped. Last week a court ruled last that Tornado Cash, a bot that can be used for obfuscating crypto, is safe from being sanctioned.

I first wrote about Tornado Cash in 2021, before its legal troubles began, warning of the risks ahead. I've been tracking Tornado's legal saga since then. (See here | here | here ). The saga serves as a bellwether for how financial services hosted on blockchains are to be sliced and diced under existing laws, in particular the crucial anti-money laundering statutes and sanctions laws. More generally it foreshadows how autonomous techno-beings, many of which don't yet exist, are to be treated by the law.

In the newest chapter of the saga, a court ruled that America's sanctions authority, the U.S. Treasury's Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC), does not have the authority to sanction a certain type of smart contract, or string of autonomous code, that undergirds Tornado Cash: its so-called immutable contracts.

Recall that in August 2022, OFAC sanctioned Tornado Cash, which accepts traceable crypto from users and returns it in untraceable format. Tornado had been used by the sanctioned North Korean hacker group Lazarus to obfuscate its financial tracks. OFAC listed Tornado Cash's website tornado.cash along with 53 Ethereum addresses.

The sanctions were relatively effective. Americans could no longer use the bot without risking fines or imprisonment. Those who had funds deposited in Tornado had to ask OFAC for special permission to withdraw them. In the months after the sanctions were announced, usage of the privacy bot plunged and the amount of crypto deposited fell by over half.
 
After two different sets of plaintiffs challenged OFAC's actions in court, the appeals court in one of the cases returned a verdict last week. An immutable smart contract is "unownable, uncontrollable, and unchangeable—even by its creators," and therefore it doesn't qualify as property. Because OFAC's sanctioning power is limited to that which is property, it follows that OFAC cannot sanction immutable smart contracts.

This not-property ruling only applies to twenty immutable Tornado Cash contracts that were on OFAC's sanctions list. Tornado's mutable contracts, those that can be controlled and changed, remain property—and thus can stay on the list of sanctioned contracts. Unless OFAC wins on appeal, it will presumably have to unsanction those twenty immutable contracts.

Now, it's possible that as long as the remaining sanctioned mutable contracts are crucial to the functioning of the Tornado Cash bot, the revised sanctions blacklist will still have an effect. And if OFAC adds other key mutable Tornado Cash smart contracts to its list (say like the contracts allowing governance, which for some reason were not originally sanctioned), American users will continue to steer clear of Tornado Cash, the bot's anonymizing capacities remaining lower than otherwise, thus diminishing its ability to serve North Korean interests. 

But if not, what can OFAC do? 

Sanction users, not code

I've already done a bit of digging on this question. In response to the sanctions, I wrote an article in late 2022 entitled: How to stop illegal activity on Tornado Cash (without using sanctions) The gist was to explore alternative tools for countering illicit activity on Tornado rather than the blunt tool of sanctioning its actual smart contracts. What I suggested was to apply pressure to the users of the smart contracts. "Rather than punishing code, penalize the people who use the code."

The logic goes like this. Any user who deposits crypto to Tornado Cash, even someone with clean crypto, is providing North Korea with prohibited financial services, the Tornado bot being the means by which the two sides are connecting as counterparties. Whether intentional or not, a user's deposits broaden the anonymity set of Tornado Cash, or its ability to obfuscate larger amounts of illicit funds sourced from sanctioned counterparties like Lazarus.

Think of it as sanctioned North Korean users passing on sanctions taint to all other Tornado Cash users by virtue of everyone interacting via the same bot, Tornado Cash. This taint spreads to those who deposited their crypto (clean or dirty) to Tornado at the same time as Lazarus and/or those who have continued to deposit to it in light of the known fact that the North Korean group regularly deposits stolen funds to the platform.

OFAC issues a public alert stating that any foreigner can and will be sanctioned if their funds interact with North Korean funds on Tornado Cash. In response, some foreign users will risk being designated and continue to engage with Tornado. Many will not. As for U.S. users, OFAC can threaten them with potential civil monetary penalties if they aid North Korea using Tornado as their a tool. A $10,000 fine for interacting with sanctioned North Korean actors via the Tornado Cash bot will probably discourage most usage.

Another core set of Tornado Cash users who OFAC has legal leverage over are the relayers—real life individuals who provide an extra layer of privacy to Tornado Cash users. (I explain here why relayers are necessary for full privacy). OFAC can threaten foreign relayers with sanctions and U.S.-based relayers with civil monetary penalties.

Pressuring these various groups of users won't stop Tornado Cash code from functioning, but it will certainly constrain the activity it facilitates, and thus make it harder for North Korea to anonymize its funds. And it is consistent with the court's not-property ruling because users, not contracts, are being targeted.

I'm not saying that OFAC will follow this playbook, or that it should, but it certainly is an option. There is another route, though, and that is to go to Congress and ask for the ability to put sanctions on immutable entities. 

More broadly, Tornado Cash may just be the first in an emerging population of unownable and uncontrollable techno-beings—bots, machines, drones, androids, AI agents,  automatons, and golems—that operate independently of human control, many of which will end up doing very dangerous things. Society may want the legal ability to protect its members from these immutable contraptions, including by sanctioning them.

For instance, imagine the following scenario...

A Russian AI-guided assassin bot

If a Russian assassin is regularly poisoning people (including U.S. citizens) for criticizing Putin, OFAC can sanction that assassin, thus preventing any American entity from dealing with him and blocking all of his accounts, his car, and his interests in various companies. That might not stop the assassin, but it'll make his job more difficult. In doing so, OFAC is simply fulfilling its mandate to use its sanctioning powers to protect Americans.

Say the assassin creates an artificial intelligence and imbues it with all of his assassin's lore, providing it with an artificial body and then throwing away the keys, rendering the robot immutable. The court's recent not-property ruling suggests that while OFAC can ably defend Americans from the flesh and blood assassin, it cannot protect them from the assassin's immutable killing robot—even though the robot performs the precise same killing function as the living assassin using the exact same techniques.

This is obviously an incongruity, one that seems like it should be fixed. Or is there a specific reason why we should provide legal safe harbor to all unownable and uncontrollable techno-beings? Feel free to explain in the comments.

In any case, OFAC's efforts to apply its national security mandate to Tornado Cash are probably not over. Let's see how it responds. Some sort of resolution is important because we are still in the early stages of being inundated with self-guided autonomous agents.

How my views on financial privacy have evolved over a decade

I began exploring the topic of financial privacy and payment anonymity in the early days of this blog. Over the past decade, my views have shifted significantly—here's how and why.

Rereading my earliest mentions of financial privacy, they now seem a bit... idealistic? extreme? For instance, in my 2014 post entitled Fedcoin, a central-bank issued digital currency, I suggested that the product should be 100% anonymous, like coins and banknotes.

Criminals would undoubtedly exploit unlimited anonymous digital currency, as I acknowledged in a 2018 article entitled Anonymous digital cash. But I figured that the bad guys would find their own ways to transact anyways, say through their own mafia-created payments system, so central banks may as well go forward with anonymous digital currency, the benefits to civil society of unlimited e-cash ultimately outweighing the cost.

I wouldn't support these same ideas today, or would at least modify them, as I'll show further down.

But idealistic and extreme aren't quite the right words. I think that I was right, at least when looking at things from a certain vantage point, but it was still early in my blogging career and I hadn't yet explored other vantage points

To be clear, financial privacy, or the ability to make transactions anonymously or near-anonymously, isn't just something that criminals require. It's crucial for regular folks, too, and in my earlier blog posts I spent a lot of time detailing why this is so. After a cashier dropped my card behind the counter (and potentially skimmed it?), I wrote that cash provides buyers with a "shield from everyone else involved in a transaction" in my 2016 post In praise of anonymous money. And I still agree with that, and to this day always pay with cash when the store I'm at feels a bit sketchy. I worry that this shield will disappear as cash usage continues to decline.

Civil society's need for private transactions isn't just a weird fringe view. In a 2018 entitled Money is privacy, I described the work being done on privacy and payments by Federal Reserve researchers Charles Kahn, James McAndrews, and William Roberds. Licit transactions can unintentionally evolve into a long-term relationship, they write, including clawbacks, extraterritorial rulings, and new forms of product liability. To boot, personal information linked to digital transactions can be stolen in data breaches.
 
According to the three Fed researchers, the ability to transact anonymously converts a potentially thorny transaction into a one-and-done relationship. Licit payments that might have otherwise been deemed too dangerous can proceed, the extra trade making the world better off. (See also my 2020 article Central banks are privacy providers of last resort.)

As for crypto, I've described blockchains as dystopian hellscapes or panopticons, because every single transaction is mapped out for all to see. That makes blockchains just awful places to carry out conventional business. Firms require a degree of secrecy in order to hide their corporate strategies and tactics from competitors—but the medium doesn't permit secrets. Blockchains need more privacy. (See my 2022 post DeFi needs more secrecy, but not too much secrecy, and the right sort of secrecy). 

So what changed?

Starting in 2018, I focused more on studying fraud, including ransomware, tax evasion, and gift card schemes. I found gift card fraud particularly intriguing: semi-anonymous payment systems linked to Google Play and Apple iTunes have enabled an entire industry of scammers, including IRS and tech support fraudsters, to launder stolen funds. Network operators like Google and Apple, as well as major retailers such as Target and Walmart, quietly profit from all of this fraud. (See Gift Cards: When Good Products Do Bad Things [2021] and In-game virtual items as a form of criminal money [2019].)

Which led me to my next big truth: if privacy is crucial, so is the necessity of criminalizing money laundering.

Money launderers are the financial intermediaries who, knowing full well that a customer's funds are dirty, conduct transactions with them anyways, in a way designed to disguise its source.

The willful laundering of a criminal's money is an extension of the original crime, making a launderer just as morally and ethically culpable as the criminal they are helping. By facilitating the final release of illicit funds, the money launderer enables the crime to fulfill its purpose, completing the damage caused by the initial offense—be it theft, extortion, or human smuggling. This is why the launderer's actions deserve to be criminalized. (See A short and lukewarm defence of anti-money laundering standards from 2021).

The crime of money laundering bears a striking resemblance to the centuries-old crime of fencing—the art of accepting and redistributing stolen property. (See my 2024 post "I didn't launder the cash, your honor. The robot did") In earlier times, thieves were responsible for reselling their stolen goods themselves. However, by the 17th century, this task was often outsourced to specialized intermediaries, or 'fences.' At first, there was no legal term for this crime, but in 1692, England formally criminalized fencing, and deservedly so.

Thinking more about the crime of money laundering led me to become more critical of stablecoins, for instance. From 2014-2018 my articles on stablecoins were mostly neutral or positive, but now my posts focus on the fact that stablecoin issuers, by turning a blind eye to those using their platform, have allowed themselves to become launderers for all types of criminals. (Among others, see my 2019 post From unknown wallet to unknown wallet and my 2023 post Why do sanctioned entities use Tether?)

At this point, you may be able to see my conundrum.    

If, like fencing, money laundering should be criminalized (and indeed it is illegal in most parts of the world), that collides with my prior belief in the importance of financial privacy. After all, the only way for a banker, money transfer agent, or stablecoin issuer to be safe from a money laundering charge is to show that they did a good faith job collecting enough personal information to ensure that they weren't dealing with criminals. And giving up personal information is necessarily privacy-reducing.

One way to resolve my conundrum would have been to pick a side and advocate for it, but I think both sides are important, so I've generally tried to find a compromise. Most of my writing on the topic over the last five or six years has been trying to wrestle with where to draw the line between financial privacy and the crime of money laundering. 

My compromise position has generally advocated a privacy safe harbour for small day-to-day transactions. But anything above a certain monetary ceiling needs to be identified in order to avoid a money laundering charge.

Here are some examples of my often clumsy attempts to balance the two ideals:

• The purchasing power of the $100 note has been eaten away by inflation. Let's improve basic payments anonymity by re-introducing $500 notes, but burden those notes with a tax in order to make up for the benefits accruing to criminals. See my posts A tax, not a ban, on high denomination banknotes and Pricing the anonymity of banknotes from 2018, and Supernotes from 2019.
• If we’re going to issue a central bank digital currency, it shouldn’t be fully anonymous or fully surveilled. Instead, it should provide a limited, rationed degree of anonymity. See The dematerialization of cash (2017) and Anonymity vouchers (2019).
• Below a certain monetary threshold, cash transaction reports (CTRs) and suspicious activity. reports (SARs) needn't be filed, which means small transactions enjoy a degree of privacy. However, these thresholds are not adjusted for inflation. To preserve the small privacy safe harbour, those thresholds should rise over time in-step with the general price level. New financial products should enjoy the same shield. (See my 2020 article Why Aren’t Anti-Money-Laundering Regulations Adjusted for Inflation? and my 2023 posts In praise of anti-money laundering thresholds and Even crypto mixing deserves a threshold).
• While the crypto privacy bot Tornado Cash makes blockchain transactions private, it is also a money laundering machine, a point I made multiple times beginning in 2021 with Tornado Cash and money laundering. The proper way to build a privacy bot is to take a balanced approach that begins with screening out bad actors, and only then provides privacy, thus ensuring that the tool isn't used for laundering money. (I explore this balanced approach in my 2022 post Crypto’s privacy/commingling dilemma , my 2024 post "I didn't launder the cash, your honor. The robot did" and my 2023 article Thoughts on Privacy Pools and the law.)
  

Balancing the two ideals rather than taking an either/or approach has led me to adopt a more comparative approach to thinking about financial privacy. I've begun to analyze cross-country differences in the intensity of financial surveillance as conducted by national financial intelligence units. Canada, for instance, has chosen a balancing point that is far more in favor of financial privacy (and accordingly more accepting of money laundering) than the U.S. has, as illustrated in my 2024 post Your finances are being snooped on. Here's how.

So that's where I've landed after ten years of writing about privacy. Hard-core privacy advocates and civil libertarians would probably describe me as a sell-out or a wishy-washy centrist because I'm willing to compromise on financial privacy. Fair enough. But I do wonder how many privacy advocates would go so far as to call for an all-out decriminalization of money laundering. Doing so would maximize privacy, but surely no privacy advocate thinks that bankers who clean money for the mob should by allowed to walk free. We are probably closer than they think.

I look forward to seeing how my opinions evolve over the next ten years, as I'm sure they will. Thoughts or comments?

Pricing the anonymity of banknotes

Banknotes are useful. Not only do they provide their owner with a standard set of payments services, they also offer financial anonymity. This post introduces the idea of trying to price the anonymity component. 

To help think about why we might want to price anonymous banknote usage, I’m going to make an analogy. Imagine Walmart sells special suits that allow people to become invisible. While most Walmart customers always pay for the goods they find in the aisles, a few try these invisible suits on, grab a bunch of stuff, and sneak out without paying. The product is weaponized and turned against its provider.

This same sort of weaponization characterizes the modern provision of banknotes. The government, like Walmart, provides citizens with a privacy-enhancing product: cash. Because its coins and banknotes don’t leave a paper trail, they act as a financial cloak. In the same way that an invisible suit can be used to evade Walmart’s checkout counter, a government-issued banknote can be turned against its provider by allowing users to avoid paying for the government services they have consumed. 

Walmart may wish to do something about the weaponization of invisible suits, especially if the costs imposed by abusers of suits begin to exceed the amount of income the company gets from buyers of invisible suits. One option Walmart has is to stop selling the product. No one would fault them for putting an end to an unprofitable business line. Invisible-suit aficionados could just shop elsewhere. 

But what if Walmart is society’s only provider of invisibility? This complicates things. While a few bad apples regularly abuse Walmart’s invisible suits by using them to steal, many others use the suits in legitimate ways. So while a decision to stop selling invisible suits might improve Walmart’s finances, it might also make society worse off. 

This same tension crops up in the debate over the future of cash. A ban on cash would help reduce tax evasion and improve government finances. But since banknotes are the only anonymous financial product, and no other entity is permitted to provide banknotes, a ban would put an immediate end to financial privacy. Because privacy is something that regular folks value for licit reasons, their welfare would be reduced.

Say Walmart does the noble thing. It continues to stock invisible suits to meet the public’s demand for privacy. But the company still has costs it must meet, including wages, inventories, and rent, and with a steady loss of payments facilitated by the weaponization of invisible suits, that hurdle becomes much harder to clear. To plug deficits, Walmart may have to ask all its rule-abiding customers to pay a little bit more for their purchases by raising all of prices by a little bit. 

But an across-the-board price increase hardly seems fair. Those abiding by Walmart’s rules are being asked to make up for a shortfall that is entirely the fault of suit-stealing rule breakers. Honest shoppers who don’t generally like to use invisible suits will be particularly furious — and who can blame them? They are being asked to pay more for the goods they hold dear in order to support the use of a single product they never cared for much anyway. 

This same lack of fairness plagues modern tax systems. The government needs to fund (via taxes) the services it provides, but the presence of cash is weaponized against the system by tax cheats. The funding gap that emerges must be made up for by all of the remaining citizens — the non-cheaters. So taxes, or the price of government services, will be higher in the presence of cash than in a world without cash. Non-cheaters, particularly those who don’t use cash, will feel betrayed because they must pay higher taxes to support the ongoing provision of a product they don’t necessarily value. 

Walmart may have a better option. Instead of increasing the price of all goods to make up for the behavior of a few invisible-suit users, it can just raise the price of suits high enough to make up for the shortfall. So customers who like invisibility end up bearing the costs imposed by thieves who weaponize suits. This targeted approach seems like a fairer path for Walmart to take. It releases a large chunk of its customer base from the obligation of offsetting the invisibility-induced shortfall while still giving those who value the privacy provided by invisible suits the option of buying them.

If setting a higher price for invisibility is the best option for Walmart, what about modern banknote-providing governments? In the same way that Walmart increases the price of invisible suits to offset the shortfall created by those who weaponize them, a government can introduce a levy on cash users. Rather than placing this levy on all banknote denominations, it might target high-denomination banknotes instead. The idea is that bulky $1s and €5s may be less useful in large-scale tax evasion than $100s and €200s. 

By setting a levy or negative interest rate of 5 to 10 percent per year on high-denomination notes (there are various ways to do this), the government would be able to earn a large-enough stream of revenue to help offset the shortfall created by cash-using tax evaders. The effect would be a lower tax bill for all non-cheaters, both for those who generally do not use cash and those who use only small-denomination notes ($1 and €5s). In effect, the anonymity provided by $100s and €200s would now be directly paid for by the users of those $100s and €200s. Unlike an all-out ban on banknotes, financial anonymity would still be provided. 

I think it makes sense for the Walmart in our thought experiment to give anonymity pricing a shot. Maybe governments should entertain the idea, too.

[This post was originally published at the Sound Money Project. I've modified it slightly for clarity.]

Setelinleikkaus: When Finns snipped their cash in half to curb inflation

On the last day of 1945, with World War II finally behind it, Finland's government announced a new and very strange policy.

All Finns were required to take out a pair of scissors and snip their banknotes in half. This was known in Finland as setelinleikkaus, or banknote cutting. Anyone who owned any of the three largest denomination Finnish banknotes — the 5000 markka note, the 1000, or the 500 — was required to perform this operation immediately. The left side of the note could still be used to buy things, but at only half its value. So if a Finn had a 1000 markka note in their wallet, henceforth he or she could now only buy 500 markka worth of items at stores. As for the right side, it could no longer be spent and effectively became a bond (more on this later).

Source: Hallitus kansan kukkarolla, by Antti Heinonen

Setelinleikkaus was Finland's particular response to the post-War European problem of "monetary overhang," described in a 1990 paper by economists Rudi Dornbusch and Holger Wolf. After many years of war production, price controls, and rationing, European citizens had built-up a substantial chest of forced savings, or involuntary postponed consumption, as Dornbusch & Wolf refer to it. With WWII now over, Europeans would soon want to begin living as they had before, spending the balances they had accumulated on goods and services. Alas, with most factories having been configured to military purposes or having been bombed into dust, there wasn't nearly enough consumption items to make everyone happy.

It was plain to governments all across Europe what this sudden making-up of postponed consumption in a war-focused economy would lead to: a big one time jump in prices.

This may sound familiar to the modern day reader, since we just went through our own wartime economy of sorts: the 2020-21 battle against COVID and subsequent return to a peacetime economy. The supply chain problem caused by the COVID shutdowns combined with the big jump in spending as lockdowns expired, spurred on by a big overhang of unspent COVID support cheques, led to the steepest inflation in decades. 

According to Dornbusch and Wolf, European authorities fretted that the post-WWII jump in prices could very well spiral into something worse: all-out hyperinflation, as had happened after the first World War. Currencies were no longer linked to gold, after all, having lost that tether when the war started, or earlier, in response to the Great Depression. 

To prevent what they saw as imminent hyperinflation, almost all European countries began to enact monetary reforms. Finland's own unique reform — obliging their citizens to cut their stash of banknotes in two — would reduce the economy's stock of banknotes to just "lefts," thereby halving spending power and muting the wave of post-wartime spending. After February 16, 1946 the halves would be demonetized, but until then the Finns could continue to make purchases with them or bring them to the nearest bank to be converted into a new edition of the currency.

As for the right halves, they were to be transformed into a long-term investment. Finns were obligated to bring each right half in to be registered, upon which it would be converted into a Finnish government bond that paid 2% interest per year, to be repaid four years later, in 1949. It was illegal to try and spend right halves or transfer their ownership to anyone else (although it's not apparent how this was enforced).

In theory, turning right halves into bonds would shift a large part of the Finnish public's post-war consumption intentions forward to 1949, when the bonds could finally be cashed. By then, the economy would have fully transitioned back to a civilian one and would be capable of accepting everyone's desired consumption spending without hyperinflation occurring.

To our modern sensibilities, this is a wildly invasive policy. Had setelinleikkaus been proposed in 2022-23 as a way to dampen the inflationary effects of the reopening of COVID-wracked economies, and we all had to cut our dollar bills or yen or euros in half, there probably would have been a revolt.

With the benefit of hindsight, we know that setelinleikkaus didn't work very well. Finland continued to suffer from high inflation in the years after the war, much more so than most European countries did.

Why the failure? As Finish economist Matti Viren has pointed out, the reform only affected banknotes, not bank deposits. This stock of notes only comprised 8% of the total Finnish money supply, (Finns being  uncommonly comfortable with banks) so a major chunk of the monetary overhang was left in place.

Another glitch appears to have been the public's anticipation of setelinleikkaus. According to
former central banker Antti Heinonen, who wrote an entire book on the subject, banks began to advertise their services as a way to avoid the dangers of the upcoming monetary reform (see images below). So Finns deposited their cash prior to the final date, the monetary overhang to some degree evading the blockade.

Finnish bank advertisements warning of the upcoming note cutting
Left: "Bank accounts are fully secured in the banknote exchange."
Right: "Depositors are protected."
Source: Hallitus kansan kukkarolla, by Antti Heinonen (Translations via Google Translate)

If the Finnish experiment was a dud, other European responses to the post WWII overhang — either  redenominations, temporarily blocking of funds, or all-out write offs of bank accounts — were more successful. Germany's monetary reform of 1948, which introduced the Deutschmark and was later dubbed the "German economic miracle", is the one that captures the most attention, but here I want to focus on a lesser known reform.

Belgium's Operation Gutt, named after Belgium's Minister of Finance, Camille Gutt, was the earliest and perhaps the most dramatic of the post-war monetary operations. Taking place over four days in October 1944, Belgium contracted its entire money supply, both banknotes and deposits, from 165 billion to 57.5 billion francs. That's a two-thirds decline! You can see it illustrated in the chart below, along with the monetary reform enacted by the Dutch the following year, inspired by the Belgians.

A chart showing the incredible contraction of Belgium's money supply in 1944
Source: Federal Reserve Bulletin, October 1946 (red arrow is my emphasis)

It's not just the size of Operation Gutt that is striking to the modern eye. It's also the oddity of the tool being used. Today, we control inflation with changes in interest rates, not changes in the quantity of money. To soften the effect of the global COVID monetary overhang, for instance, central banks in the U.S., Canada, and Europe began to raise rates in 2022 from around 0% to 4-5% in 2024. 

By making it more lucrative for everyone to save and less attractive to borrow, central bankers were trying to reduce our propensity to spend our COVID support payments, and with less spending, prices wouldn't get pushed up as fast. This reliance on interest rates as our main tool of monetary policy is a relatively new phenomenon. In times past, central banks tended to lean heavily on changes in the supply of money, which may explain why in 1945, their main response — in Europe at least —  was to obliterate the public's money balances rather than to jack up interest rates to 25% or 50%.   

It's worth exploring in some more detail how Operation Gutt was designed. On October 9, 1944, Belgian bank depositors had 90% of the money held in their accounts frozen, leaving just 10% in spendable form.

As for holders of banknotes, there was no Finnish-style cutting. Rather, Belgians had four days, beginning October 9, to bring all their banknotes to the nearest bank, only the first 2,000 francs qualifying for conversion to newly printed versions. All notes above that ceiling got blocked in a separate account (along with excess deposits), some of which would be released slowly over the next few years—while the rest would remain frozen forever, subject to whether the owner was deemed to have been a collaborator who got rich during the occupation. (Finland's setelinleikkaus also had this same "cleansing" motivation.)

In 1944, a line forms at the National Bank of Belgium to exchange notes.
Source: National Bank of Belgium on Flickr

In this sense, the post-WWII European monetary reforms were not only designed to reduce inflation, but also had a moral basis. Think of them as progenitors to India's 2016 demonetization, which was designed to catch so-called "black money," although it failed to do so.

Did Operation Gutt work? Incredibly, the decimation of two-thirds of the money supply in just a few days did not cause an immediate fall in Belgian prices. According to Belgian economic historians Monique Verbreyt and Herman Van der Wee, the Belgian retail price index stood at 260 the month of the reform, but had risen to 387 by September 1945. So it would seem that the whole operation failed. This surely draws into question the quantity theory of money, one of the basic tenets of monetary economics. A decline in the money supply, all things staying the same, is supposed to cause a fall in prices. Here is a glaring case in which it didn't.

However, the National Bank of Belgium (NBB), the country's central bank, strikes a more constructive tone. In a recent retrospective on Operation Gutt, the NBB describes the reform as a gamble that paid off over time, eventually inspiring the "Belgian Economic Miracle", a period of low inflation and fast growth lasting from 1946-1949. By contrast, France did not embark on its own monetary reforms, the NBB takes pains to point out, and it thereby "paid the consequences of post-World War II inflation well into the 1960s." Belgium's inflation rate was also much lower than Finland's in the four or five years after the war. 

Which gets us back to Finland. Unlike the Belgian central bank, Finland's central bank — Suomen Pankki — notably avoids almost all mention of its post-war reform on its website. According to Matti Viren, setelinleikkaus led to "distrust towards the authorities and economic policy for decades," so there may be some sheepish reticence on the part of the central bank to draw attention to it.

But setelinleikkaus and Operation Gutt aren't just archaic monetary policy dead-ends. One day I suspect they'll be back. Not just as a special tool for responding to emergencies, but as a day-to-day policy wrench, albeit in a new and refined form. 

Cash, which is awkward to immobilize for policy reasons, will be gone in a decade or two, leaving the public entirely dependent on bank deposits and fintech balances which, thanks to digitization and automation, can be easily controlled by the authorities. To rein in a jump in inflation, central bankers will require commercial banks and companies like PayPal to impose temporary quantitative freezing on their clients'  accounts, but unlike Finland's 1945 blockade, the authorities will be able to rapidly and precisely define the criteria, say by allowing for spending on necessities — food, electricity, and gas— while embargoing purchases of luxury cars and real estate.

The future version of setelinleikkaus won't be clumsy, it'll be a precise and surgical inflation-fighting tool, albeit a controversial one.

Memecoins are the point

Cypherpunks wanted to change the world. We ended up with memecoins.

Our story begins with some very smart and idealistic developers, known as cypherpunks, creating a new technology know as a blockchain. Blockchains are databases, but decentralized. Advertised as being "censorship-proof," they reduce the possibility of users being subjugated to third-party interference.

Cypherpunks have always wanted their tamper-proof databases to flourish, go mainstream, and improve regular people's lives. A video from 2015 pans out from an interconnected power plant, grocery store, hospital and airplane before loftily declaring that Ethereum, one of today's largest blockchains, will be "the secure backbone for everything from e-commerce to the internet of things."

Some of you may remember another famous video from the mid-2010s, in which a young Vitalik Buterin, co-creator of Ethereum, challenged viewers: "What will you build on top of Ethereum?"

The world has responded. Forget interconnected power plants and grocery stores. The most popular thing being built on top of blockchains are memecoins. 

A memecoin is a pure gamble. These valueless tokens, typically created anonymously, usually have a mascot, or meme, loosely associated with them, some well-known examples being dogecoin, pepe, HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu, gigachad and dogwifhat. A memecoin provides no dividends and leads to no productive activity. Its price depends entirely on subsequent players emerging to repurchase it at a higher price. The result is a hyper-volatile pyramid betting game.

via Twitter

Memecoins don't quite jive with the cypherpunk dream of creating a fairer system, one in which everything, including all of high-finance—and by that I mean banking, payments, insurance, and investments—has migrated over to blockchain nirvana. A memecoin is the epitome of low-finance. It belongs in the same gutter as some of the grimiest members of the financial world: lotteries, slots, chain letters, raffles, HYIPs, and other zero-sum games.

Cypherpunks and their fellow travelers are offended by memecoins. They want their blockchains to be used for more noble reasons:

• it’s sucking the energy out of crypto [link]
• it is a complete bastardisation. a total mockery, a clown show [link]
  
• things have hit an all-new bottom with 2024: racist, sexist, and other shitheaded memecoins which are merely a vehicle to transfer wealth from the many to the most obnoxious people on the planet [link]
  
• besides undermining the long-term vision of crypto that has kept so many of us in the space, memecoins aren't very technically interesting [link]

Buterin, too, gripes that "even the non-racist memecoins often seem to just go up and down in price and contribute nothing of value in their wake." Trying to find a silver-lining, he implores memecoin makers to donate a portion of their supply to charity, sort of like how raffles are used to fund good works. 

Cypherpunk's frustration with memecoins understandable. But I don't think the cypherpunks should be complaining. Guys, what exactly did you think your zero-rules financial substrates were going to be used for?! Memecoins are the point.

Memecoins as the fundamental unit of blockchains

People have a natural predilection to gamble, but gambling has a bad wrap and so many gambling games have been declared illegal. Memecoins are a great example of this, their presence being prohibited on society's official financial venues including its stock exchanges and commodity markets, as well as its casinos and online betting sites.

Up in Canada, which has historically been a haven for scummy finance, the closest you can get to floating a memecoin is by taking the junior gold route. Start by incorporating a gold exploration company, buy the rights to some worthless property in an isolated region of northern Canada, list the company on a junior stock exchange, promote your sham as the next big gold mine, and sell out to the latecomers. You're basically created a memecoin; a token based on nothing. 

But this is an arduous way to run a memecoin. You still need to disguise yourself as a regular firm, publish audited financial statements, and hire a board of directors, plus you'll have to provide your real name, which means potential lawsuits or criminal charges. A pure memecoin, say like dogwifhat, which isn't burdened by any of these costly real-world obligations, would never get permission to be listed, even on Canada's shadiest junior stock exchange.

Enter blockchains, which are inherently anarchic. Blockchains allow folks to deploy illegal and unregulated betting games without the authorities being able to step in and say: "Hey, you can't do that." With mainstream exchanges and casinos being closed off to them, it's no wonder that memecoins have come to dominate the new medium.

If your blockchain doesn't experience a constant stream of memecoin issuance, it's effectively dead. Hordes of crazy gamblers buying and the selling meaningless, non-productive coins is a sign of a flourishing and fertile censorship-resistant financial medium. Sleezy promoters competing to draw attention to their favorite memecoin on social media isn't "sucking the energy" out of crypto; it's the whole point of crypto.

Source: Twitter

As for the cypherpunk idealists complaining about memecoins, they need to accept the fact that blockchains will probably never become the "backbone of everything." Instead, blockchains will continue to serve as a major hub for grimy low-finance; stuff like memecoins and ponzis that can't make the jump to official venues. Many of these low-finance services will be illegal or shady or distasteful, because those are precisely the things that need protection from third-party interference. (And to be fair, certain banned low-finance services can be quite useful.) If you're going to hock censorship-resistance to the world, don't grumble about who shows up at the table.

Memecoins have sometimes been described as a potential gateway drug or Trojan horse for broader adoption of blockchains. "Once they try dogwifhat, they won't be able to resist my quadratic voting project." But that's just wishful thinking. Serious and "respectable" high-finance services, say like insurance and banking—the stuff we all need for day-to-day life—are by necessity legal and thus welcome on mainstream habitats, and so these services and their users need never gravitate to the same rule-free substratum that memecoins have.

What will you build on top of blockchains? Memecoins. Memecoins are the fundamental financial unit of crypto.

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P.S. I must be running out of material because I wrote an early version of this post back in 2018 for Breakermag